one monkey don't stop no show

If you want me to stay

Down in the Alley, Just You and Me

Billie Holiday and Coleman Hawkins

I'm going to sandland

If I had my life to live over

Should I let myself go in his direction

I gotta find my baby before I'll be satisfied

They call it stormy Monday, but Tuesday's just as bad. Wednesday's worse, and Thursday's also sad

And I'm one too many mornings and a thousand miles behind - Bob Dylan

I'm starting to hate driving

sous le soleil exactement

"The city is doing some underhanded shit" - Bystander, Parking Wars

God how I love thee. Parking Wars is not only the greatest show in the history of televisionkind. But man they be dropping jewels yo. Little sprinkly diamonds of wisdom. Ever feel like the city has raped you by giving you a ticket. Well the wiggerish gentelmen in Philly who's Cadillac was towed used those exact words. He said "The city just raped me!". Brilliant. It's like the multitudes and tired masses are rising up and uttering every profanity, real talk, god damn this ticket is exorbitant thought I've ever had but haven't had the opportunity to share with my municipal worker. This show is truly a gem.

Other favorite quotations:
"This is the ghetto I can't afford a $35 ticket"
"Handicap placard fraud! I can't even walk a block! I'm handicap motherfucker!"

Before I be your dog

I hate watches

For all the things I lost

Rejection made me interesting

Melanesian woman getting a tattoo

I'm addicted to the hoodrats

The girls I knew had sad and sullen grey faces - Lush Life

My greatest fear is a job