Adventures at the gym

Day One:
When entering the sauna, I was like oh wait is it coed? This was because of the rather large butch woman wearing tennis shoes and a towel over her short blonde streaked hair. She was playing her Tupac on her ipod rather loud and an emaciated woman next to her asked her to kindly turn it down. The scary butch stormed out. I got to watch my back here yo!

Day Two:
Swim Fit. Warm up consists of 1,000 laps. I begin to lose consciousness around lap two. One of the hater lifeguards tells me I should take a beginner swimming class, to learn how to swim. Mind your business! Went to sauna again to decompress. Had to lay on bottom bench. The whole time I eyeballed the upper arm of the woman above me, I was convinced a glob of her sweat would land on me any minute. Somebody saw me staring, I think I creeped them out.