My dog barks every time my roommate comes in the house. It's severely annoying. So I read in some dog training guide that to alleviate barking you can squirt the offender with a water gun when they bark. So today I bought this bad ass, menacing watergun - it's a pastel colored frog. The water comes out in a stream out of the frog's mouth. Tonight I was half asleep and my roommate came into the house, as if on cue the little yipper started yapping. I quickly fumbled for my gat on the dresser and took aim, but it was too dark and I couldn't see. My dog by this time had stopped barking, probably because she was like what is this bitch doing. I suddenly realized the absurdity of my situation. I was wildly aiming a frog gun in the dark trying to take aim at my five pound dog. I am insane.
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I don't think a laser sight would be out of line.
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