Dog Day Afternoon

umm yeah. he's so damn cute it almost hurts.








the grumpy, naked Shinto. the other kids were looking at him like dude put some clothes on. but he just scowled back and then snapped his dick at them like a rubber band. then he put on his blue clogs, hopped on his scooter, and was like what now bitches.

then he rolled up to the painting corner and was like give me that damn brush i can paint better than these peasants. move woman with the unusually white calves!



this is Papi. of Papi & Chico.

this is Chico. a very strange child.

he sang these nonsensical children's songs in his thick italian accent. while chico would periodically, in a high pitched nasally voice, yell out "na, na, na, nah, na"


then Papi collapsed on the floor, as if he just played Madison Square Garden. oh he also was wearing these boots with heels and did some type of Spanish flamenco moves, but he's Italian. In any case the french bulldog barked at him when he did it, so he stopped.




summer barbeque, artist compound, brooklyn