God how I love thee. Parking Wars is not only the greatest show in the history of televisionkind. But man they be dropping jewels yo. Little sprinkly diamonds of wisdom. Ever feel like the city has raped you by giving you a ticket. Well the wiggerish gentelmen in Philly who's Cadillac was towed used those exact words. He said "The city just raped me!". Brilliant. It's like the multitudes and tired masses are rising up and uttering every profanity, real talk, god damn this ticket is exorbitant thought I've ever had but haven't had the opportunity to share with my municipal worker. This show is truly a gem.
Other favorite quotations:
"This is the ghetto I can't afford a $35 ticket"
"Handicap placard fraud! I can't even walk a block! I'm handicap motherfucker!"
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