Lay your head on my pillow

It has been calculated that if your pillow is six years old (which is the average age for a pillow), one-tenth of its weight will be made up of sloughed skin, living and dead mites, and mite dung. Nasty. I remember once when moving a friend (Tahira!) was like oh don't forget you're body pillow. I was like what?! This is not a body pillow. I don't do this at night,



with my non-body pillow! Seriously she was totally overreacting it was not a body pillow but the extra deluxe california king size pillow. I would neeever have a body pillow, unless it looked like Tony Leung, or perhaps a marinated medium done steak.


ps I do not have a body pillow Tahira!!